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London's a dangerous place. On top of everything else, even the police are shooting people now. Make sure your not on the target list with an I. B. Liar profile test.
White Middle Eastern or North African Anything else
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Go into the station and walk along the tunnel to find a station that's open Get back on the bus and go to another Tube station Evolve wings and fly to your destination
Set fire to the phone and use cupped hands to send smoke signals saying you're going to be late Scratch a note onto the phone saying you're going to be late and courier it across to the people you're going to meet Call and/or text the people you're meeting to say you're going to be late
Walk through the ticket barriers? Jump over the barriers?
Think there's something odd going on, and it would be better to be somewhere else. Move away Strike up a conversation with the person next to you about the weather - warm for this time of year isn't it Think I wonder what that angry looking armed white man wants with me. Probably wants to be friends so I should just sit here